The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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