kristin has been a bad kristin
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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