did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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