The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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