So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Randomize
