I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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