Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I think people are normalizing furries
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I see more hoeing in ur future
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