he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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