Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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