Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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