He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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