Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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