I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
My nipple is on Facebook.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Randomize
