If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
he fucked my hip out of place.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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