I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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