How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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