definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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