Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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