I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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