i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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