you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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