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We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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