omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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