It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
She bit a glass in half.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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