i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
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