If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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