I think im going to throw up on grandma
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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