Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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