After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Randomize
