her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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