what day is it and did you see me today?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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