Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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