I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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