i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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