How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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