He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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