That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
