What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
And then my night got REAL pukey
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Randomize
