My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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