its not stalking. its research.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
