when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
