I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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