Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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