I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
where does the pee come out of this thing
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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