he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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