You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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