i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
It was confusing and full of hummus
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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