I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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