She's JV to your varsity
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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