I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
did i walk over a car last night?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Randomize
