Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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