I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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